
Republican conservatives all over the country are in a tizzy over a fundraising email they received from the Republican National Committee. “Did you abandon the Republican Party?” it asked.
“Chairman Priebus has written to you already this year asking you to contribute to the RNC and renew your membership. But we haven’t received your financial support yet this year,” read the message. “Your past support has shown us that you believe in the Republican Party and the conservative principles we stand for. That’s why we still believe you haven’t given up on the Republican Party yet.”
“Dumb email vendor and dumb writing,” wrote RNC committeeman Steve Duprey.
“Did I abandon the RNC? Really?” asked campaign consultant Mike Biundo. “Yes Reince, how did you guess?”
“Hey Reince, screw you and the horse you rode in on,” responded former House Majority Leader D.J. Bettencourt. “I’ve given my blood, sweat and tears to the Republican Party and I’ve won more elections than you have. How much longer until we can ‘abandon’ you?” he asked.